I used to pick up prostitutes and smoke crack. This was years ago mind you, and I didn’t do it every day, but like once a month or two. I engaged in this behavior mainly because I was bored with life and wanted some type of excitement, believe it or not. I loved the rush of driving around, making contact, engaging in a short question and answer period to prove I’m not a cop and then asking if they knew of a connection. We’d typically end up smoking crack in my car or at their hotel room. I never had sex with these women, they were just an easy way to find drugs. I always shared with them, and even gave them money as a “finders fee.” I stopped smoking crack years ago once I got a girlfriend. We eventually got married and were together for 8 yearsโฆ until about 7 months ago, when she asked for a divorce. For the past 6 months, I’ve been drinking too much, smoking too much weed and essentially just trying to numb myself. Last night, on my way home from a friend’s house, I decided to cruise Chinatown. I easily found a dealer and bought what I thought was a rock. I bought a glass tube (with the rose), copper pads at my local mini mart and I rushed home to get high. After fashioning my pipe, I anticipated a long forgotten high and lit my lighterโฆ taking a huge hit, I soon realized that I had been burned. The dealer sold me a big piece of what tasted like dried Elmer’s glue. I exhaled a big puff of nasty semi-black smoke and a cough and thought to myself, “Never again… “
Old Times Weren’t Good Times
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That was hobo semen you were smoking, FYI.
This is why meet up groups where invented. Go make some friends and no more crack for you.
I was gonna write something, but there’s really no beating the dried hobo semen comment.
Good thing you didn’t get a taste for Elmer’s, some people stick with it ’til they’re ready for the glue factory.
I bet if you were sold the real thing, this post wouldn’t exist.
That’s true; I assume that none of these -and they show up pretty routinely- are anything other than ‘Best of Craigslist’ level fiction.
To leave myself an out: even if this is entirely true, it’s still boring.
Have the last five or so IAs had the same writing voice or is not just me , somebody is trolling
Smoking crack !?! That is sooooo 80’s!
Get with the now and go for the bath salt like a savvy drug addict of today.
That’s what you get for cutting out the middle man.