Why do you have to be so high strung? We are riding bikes. It’s supposed to be fun. I wish you’d stop snarking and yelling at me when my bike moves don’t meet your standards. Remember when you were 12 years old on your bike? You don’t. All the clatter in your brain has drowned out that joy of being free on 2 wheels. I love to ride my bike and it’s too bad when the experience is tarnished by the professionals.

6 replies on “Serious Bicycle Riders”

  1. Commuting of any type in this town can be quite stressful. Maybe you should consider biking like an adult and not a 12 year old. Or at least keep your training wheels on so we can identify idiots like you when the actual adults are riding around town.

  2. Most aggressive behavior stems from renters. I remember when I hated my commute. Now when I get to work I check out how much my home is worth this week and smile…. I think I’ll take an extra long time getting to work tomorrow. Shit my home makes more money than I do! I’ll just start renting out bedrooms and never work again!

  3. ^ Generalize much dipshit? I’m saying a special prayer that your house has severe accumulated termite damage on the verge of manifesting itself. Too bad there’s not an app where you check to see if you actually have a soul. All signs point to NO.

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