Ok, I work at the grocery store. On more than 1 occasion I have seen women (usually middle aged and nicely dressed…?) use the restroom and go straight from the stall to handling stuff in the produce section. Maybe you don’t mind spreading your pee germs all over your food, but it’s extremely ignorant and rude to assume that noone else will mind. If it wouldn’t get me fired, I would soooo shame you for your disgustingness.
Wash your Goddamn Hands!
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How does this person possibly know whether or not someone didn’t wash their hands in the bathroom?
Maybe this is just their way of telling the fruit and vegetables whether they’re pregnant.
@1, because I was using the restroom at the same time, dumbass.
Because I was in the restroom at the same time, dumbasses!
No one tell Anon about supergerms….
I’d worry more about herpes on my banana or crabs on the kiwis than imaginary “pee germs” but whatever.
“Sorry, there are crabs on the kiwi” = useful line to discourage unwanted suitors, ladies.
Kiwi Crabs is the best thing I’ve heard all week. Gracias!
Maybe this is why my middle-aged, shabbily-dressed (but I always wash!) somehow never got married…
In all fairness, urine is cleaner than the water that comes out of your tap. However, feces and particles of such in dirt are what cause foodborne illness. I’m sure you didn’t wash your hands before touching every single thing you touched, or after you prodded everypiece of meat in the butcher section. Or after you touched everything that you touched that day leading up to your adventure in the produce section..which could technically transfer a number of things onto those veggies….rule of thumb…WASH YOUR FUCKING PRODUCE BEFORE YOU CONSUME IT, JACKASS…and until you’re perfect, stop looking over people’s shoulder in the potty…that’s just creepy. (though going about with poo hands IS gross too…just sayin’.)
@ Hell – Good point. It is creepy to have someone watching over you and judging you in the bathroom…wow these people are everywhere. It would seem you can’t even take a shit without someone watching you and then blogging about it, ffs…