…not some cash cow for city hall to use for nicer trappings and life’s finer things. Portland Water Bureau has one fucking job, One…to deliver clean, safe water to the residents. Apparently it can do neither, all while billing the recipients some of the highest rates in the country. City Hall, you have no business billing people for something that we cannot live without. Water is a Human Right.

[Editor’s note: A representative from the Portland Water Bureau says the accusation that Portland has the highest water rates in the country is untrue. “An erroneous report by Bluefield Research called Portlandโ€™s water bills the highest in the country in 2023,” the spokesperson wrote. “While most news outlets have corrected the story, the few that remain still sometimes get quoted, fueling an inaccurate perception. The report calculated Portlandโ€™s water bills assuming that folks are billed monthly, even though customers are billed quarterly. This over-counted the amount folks pay by 3x, inflating the size of the average customerโ€™s bills.” Waterworld, who first printed the results of the report, has since corrected their story.]