This Week on Television

THURSDAY, MARCH 27

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Season finale! Brainiac returns to eff with Clark’s family;
Clark decides to eff him right back!

9:00 CW REAPER

Season finale! A jealous spirit wants to kill women who are
prettier than she is. (No, it’s not Sarah Jessica Parker.)

9:30 VH1 FREE RADIO

Season finale! Lance Krall stars as a dumbass radio shock
jock in one of the funniest improv shows of the year!

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR
GALACTICA

Interviews and clips of the first three seasons get you caught up
for next week’s big season premiere!

8:00

CBS ROBOCOP 2—Movie

(1990) Detroit’s favorite tin-can cop returns to open up a can of
mechanized whup-ass on dirty politicians!

8:00

FOX THE SIMPSONS

Homer shares his most precious secret with Bart: his beef jerky
manufacturing lab.

10:00

CBS DEXTER

Serial killer Dexter doesn’t appreciate it when other murderers
cut into his territory. GET IT?!?

8:00

ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

Here’s a question: Why don’t they let Marlee Matlin’s interpreter
dance instead?

10:00

VH1 STORYTELLERS

The series where recording artists share how they created their
songs continues tonight with Snoop Dogg. AWESOME.

8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE
GEEK

The beauties must construct science projects. Ooh! I hope they do a
“Botox volcano”!

9:00 FOX HELL’S
KITCHEN

Season premiere! One of the contestants goes missing on the
first day of competition (I’d say the smartest one).

8:00 CW AMERICA’S NEXT TOP
MODEL

The models participate in a photo shoot where they lay face down
in water. Breathe deeply, girls!

8:00

FOX THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

Season finale! In the final episode, host Mark L. Walberg
reveals that lie detectors are bullshit.