The Boss: Um, yeah, Ezra, we’re going to need you to come in and work on Labor Day.
Me: Fine, but I’m going to do nothing but watch ICP videos all day.
The Boss: Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Here is the new Insane Clown Posse video for “Juggalo Island” (congratulations Island of Doctor Moreau, you are now the second worst island in the world). And yes, he just said “there’s a mermaid wavin’ me to come in, underwater on my balls she’s hummin.’” Underwater mermaid-to-clown blowjobs!

End Hits: “We all in a free ballin’ see me shore side surfin’ on a dolphin.”

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

8 replies on “Good Morning, Juggalos”

  2. GOOD LATE, LATE AFTERNOON TO YOU GRAHAM AND EZRA! THAT SLIDE LOOKS FUN BUT JUST WATCHING THAT FOOTAGE IS GIVING ME A CONTACT STAPH INFECTION!

    I WILL BE MOVING TO JUGGALO ISLAND IF ONLY BECAUSE MY UNAPPRECIATED DICK-IN-A-HOTDOG-BUN ROUTINE WILL FINALLY HAVE A WELCOME HOME!

  4. I wish I could get a job as a “writer” or “journalist” and get paid to talk shit about thing’s I’m not into. True a lot of fan’s are total assholes, but overall ICP has accomplished so much more on thier own terms than anyone else. They made thier own world and they’re schooling it, deal with it.

  5. Wow, this is the second time in two weeks that your piece of shit paper has considered reposting a meme as “news”. What’s next, a “photo essay” on hipsters? Try harder plz, k thx.

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