KOIN 6 KOIN 6 reports: Fourteen businesses in north Portland received targeted, threatening messages last Thursday from a group calling for them to leave the neighborhood. “You have been targeted by the juggalo family to get … out,” the notice reads. “Vacate or … our …” …The notices were plastered on front doors and store […]
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Whoop-Whoop! It’s the Juggalo Doughnut!
Mike Neeson & “Skooch” The Juggalo Doughnut If you were in downtown Portland yesterday you likely witnessed many a Juggalo aimlessly milling about. Painted clowns of all ages—including plenty of teens (Fucking Magnet Schools, how do they work?)—were killing time waiting for their beloved Insane Clown Posse to appear at the Roseland Theater. The hardworking […]
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Video Break: Beautiful Juggalo Documentary
We ran a drunken, crazy, greasy photo essay from Insane Clown Posse’s Gathering of the Juggalos last year, but filmmaker Sean Dunne has captured a completely different feel in his beautifully shot mini-documentary about the Juggalos and Jugglettes. The whole thing comes off feeling surreal, like a boobs-and-curse-word-heavy psychedelic trip.
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I Am Contractually Obligated to Post this Trailer for the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: Hey ninja, the trailer for the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos is now online. How about you post it?Me: Oh, I don’t know. I think I’m off the Juggalo “beat.”Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: Excuse me?Me: I’m just tired of it. It’s like covering Keyboard Cat.Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: Wait, what’s wrong with Keyboard Cat?Me: […]
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You’ve Got Mail. Juggalo Mail.
Awhile back, Boss Humphrey outed me as not only a Juggalo (that’s bad), but as a breeder (that’s worse) as well. Although that post is over a year old, it’s new to commenter “KarmaKarnival,” who left this message for me: LMAO thanks Ezra for showing people Lo’s and lette’s can be awesome parents,not just a […]
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Tonight We Dine at the Juggalo Buffet
For reasons unknown, the Oregonian’s “Non-Foodie Food Guide” neglected to include this chain of restaurants:BUFFET HUT: THE ONLY FAMILY BUFFET OWNED BY JUGGALOS. (Maybe Faygo hasn’t been advertising enough?)
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Good Morning, Juggalos
The Boss: Um, yeah, Ezra, we’re going to need you to come in and work on Labor Day.Me: Fine, but I’m going to do nothing but watch ICP videos all day.The Boss: Oh, and remember: next Friday… is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt […]
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Faux Celebrity Tila Tequila Assaulted by Faux Clowns
In a real bullshit move, and also one that will not do wonders for their rep, the Juggalos attacked internet celeb Tila Tequila with rocks, bottles and feces at their annual Gathering. Says Tequila to TMZ via Daily Swarm: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE […]
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Juggalos Start New Penal Colony in Australia!
A-MA-ZING! From news.com.au: Read the rest of this amazing story here. (Australia has the internet, right? Sure, because they’re on the internet. Maybe they’re just “on” the internet, but have never bothered reading it?)
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Mississippi Records, Your Front Window is Ours!
Despite a noble effort, the Mississippi Wreckers—the softball team of Mississippi Records—fell to Team Mercury this weekend by a final score of 10-4. That means that we get to collect on our bet. For an entire week a music poster of our choice will adorn the front window of Mississippi Records for all to see. […]
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Juggalo Gang Terrorizes Corvallis
KATU has the scoop on the most bizarre Juggalo-related kidnapping plot you will read about today. The details are a little confusing, but basically it involves the city of Corvallis, a “gut feeling,” Craigslist, a mugshot of a woman with a shiner, and kidnapping clown gangs. Whatever, here is a quote worthy of a thousand […]
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Clownin’ Around at Cirque du Soleil’s KOOZA
Granted, the number six Trimet bus is hardly a mobile gathering of esteemed scholars, but even I was shocked when my seat neighbor loudly exclaimed that the newly erected Cirque du Soleil tent on the south waterfront was for “fumigation or some shit.” Sadly he was incorrect. (If he was right, just imagine the pile […]