The Juggalo Doughnut Credit: Mike Neeson & "Skooch"

The Juggalo Doughnut

  • Mike Neeson & “Skooch”
  • The Juggalo Doughnut

If you were in downtown Portland yesterday you likely witnessed many a Juggalo aimlessly milling about. Painted clowns of all ages—including plenty of teens (Fucking Magnet Schools, how do they work?)—were killing time waiting for their beloved Insane Clown Posse to appear at the Roseland Theater.

The hardworking tourist wranglers at Voodoo Doughnuts surely noticed, and they decided to design some special treats for their hungry Juggalo (How is The Hungry Juggalo not a cart?) customers. The frosting hatchet is a nice touch.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

13 replies on “Whoop-Whoop! It’s the Juggalo Doughnut!”

  5. @Joneser If you only knew. The Juggalo Beat is like the mob (or Columbia House), no matter how hard I try to quit it, they keeps pulling me back in.

    /goes back to working on a cocktail with Faygo in it.

  7. Well here’s yet another reason why Voodoo Doughnuts SUCKS! The fact that they have shitty work place practices is bad enough. Now they pander to juggalos?! WTF

  8. it might actually be better if you did because than we wouldnt have to deal with your self righteous attitude. im a juggalo, a parent and hard working tax paying citizen and i would never ever say something as ridiculous as the what fell out of your mouth. you seem to be under the illusion you are better than juggalos somehow and thats just sad.

  9. ” I saw a pregnant Jugalette.”

    My god, they’re breeding, too. Where’s a good sterilization program when you need one? Planned Parenthood, HELP!

  12. Funny how the same people that hate on the Jugg’s will be the same losers at football games all drunk and painted up in their favorite teams colors or drunkards on a boring lame Buffett concer wearing goofy clothes & hatst…pot meets kettle every time they flap their ignorant gums…we dont bust your chops so leave ICP and their fans alone and allow the hating & boundaries to relax so we can truly be one world & not made up of little increments that prolong us from advancing to a better future.

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