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DREAM OF THE NICETIES

RE: โ€œCan Portlandia Be Funny in the Age of Trump?โ€ [Blogtown, Jan 9]. โ€œSeason 7 of Portlandia premiered Thursday on IFC,โ€ wrote Charles Mudede, noting that the show โ€œcontinues to make fun of white, urban, progressive people who would never vote for Trumpโ€”indeed who, if given the chance, would for Bernie Sanders. The question is: Should we really mock these people?โ€

Youโ€™re making the assumption that the show WAS funny.

Euphonius

Yes, all self-righteous blather aside, the show is under the impression that hitting several simplistic punchlines over and over again is the same thing as humor. Portlandiaโ€™s lack of social progressivism is somewhere down around reason 75 why the damn thing sucks.

rich bachelor

FARE IN LOVE AND WAR

RE: โ€œPortland-Area Prosecutors Are Pledging to Be More Lenient on TriMetโ€™s Repeat Fare Dodgersโ€ [Blogtown, Jan 3]. โ€œTop prosecutors are ringing in the new year with an interesting message: The justice system is too harsh on people who repeatedly skip out on their MAX fares,โ€ wrote News Editor Dirk VanderHart. Going forward, district attorneys for Multnomah, Clackamas, and Washington counties will โ€œlargely opt for less serious C-level misdemeanors for flagrant fare dodgers…. The decision comes less than a month after a Portland State University study commissioned by TriMet showed African Americans who are caught riding without paying a fare are far more likely to receive exclusions from the transit system than other groups.โ€

As long as thereโ€™s going to be a fare, we should be working to catch more fare avoiders of every color. If the current deterrent isnโ€™t working, the punishment needs to be increased until it starts working.

Jeff Snavely

Or we could just dump the honor system, since it clearly doesnโ€™t work, and put those transit police to work at stations checking fare instead of delaying trains and being bigger nuisances than the people stealing fare.

Someguy267

THE TIKI CONTINUES

RE: โ€œClub 21 Owners to Take Over Classic North Portland Tiki Bar the Alibiโ€ [Blogtown, Dec 30]. โ€œOne of North Portlandโ€™s most famous and beloved bars, the Alibi, will be taken over by the owners of Club 21,โ€ wrote Editor-in-Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey. โ€œAccording to Club 21โ€™s Warren Boothby, he and partner Marcus Archambeault have been talking with the barโ€™s longtime owners, the White family, and all agreed they wanted to continue the barโ€™s legacy.โ€

Yay! Nice to see some good news on the PDX โ€œdevelopmentโ€ front. I hope they keep the Monte Christo. Itโ€™s a gut bomb with serious mega-tonnage.

Pdxfred

SO, SPEAKING OF CLUB 21…

RE: โ€œYes, Itโ€™s True: Iconic Portland Dive Bar Club 21 Is Closingโ€ [Blogtown, Jan 10]. โ€œThe bar will do its last days of business this weekend, with the Clubโ€™s final night being Sunday, January 15,โ€ wrote Senior Editor Ned Lannamann. โ€œThe iconic building itself will be demolished at some point to make room for a large mixed-use building…. Club 21 was just one of many businesses to make its home beneath that odd, chateau-like roof since the 1930s, when it opened as a Russian orthodox church. This is the last weekend to enjoy one of Portlandโ€™s great dive bars.โ€

2017 celebrity deaths will apparently all be bars I love.

Dwight Genocide (@BryanCooking)

Yep, definitely move here. Nothing good closes to put up condos.

Matthew Brown (@MatthewJBrown)

New to Portland? Research the places that make this city fucking awesome and go patronize the old-school businesses before theyโ€™re all gone.

Rob Downer (@bearto)

I got drunk here, my mother got drunk here, my grandfather got drunk here. RIP Club 21.

Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel)

FOR POINTING OUT how deeply the Club is embedded in drinking Portlandersโ€™ lives, weโ€™re giving the Mercuryโ€™s letter of the week to former Mercury contributor Ian Karmel! Is that a conflict of interest? Maybe? We donโ€™t care! Weโ€™re too busy being sad about Club 21. Ian, enjoy your prizeโ€”two passes to another beloved Portland institution, the Laurelhurst Theater, which has yet to be knocked down and replaced with condos.