Dear Readers: Full disclosure: In my last column I kind of lost my mind. But luckily for everyone, I am an evolved person—which means I admit my mistakes, and then in return, you forgive those mistakes. (Thanks for that, btw.) For those who missed my last column: I went batshit nutz when a TOTAL BUTTHOLE […]
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Coming September 13—a Brand New Biweekly Mercury
Hey Friends! It’s your old college roommate (and editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury) Wm. Steven Humphrey. Do you remember a few months ago when I wrote about some big changes happening with the Mercury? No? Like, how we’ve decided to redesign and expand our print version, and publish it on a new, biweekly schedule (26 […]
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Friendly Reminder: Humans Are a Plague on the Planet!
RE: “Thank You for Not Breeding” [Feature, Aug 15], Mamie Stevenson’s story about the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement (VHEMT). “Less of an organization and more of an ideology, VHEMT aims to peacefully root out the planet’s crises by convincing people to no longer procreate,” wrote Stevenson. “According to a recent study from Swedish researchers, the […]
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Scooters, Treason, and Coupons for Hometown Buffet!
E-scooters, treason, and coupons for Hometown Buffet!
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Cuddling! And Antifa! (Not at the Same Time.)
Cuddling! And Antifa! (Not at the same time.)
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Immigration Woes, Dive Bars, and Movies Are Great!
Immigration woes, dive bars, and movies are great!
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Housing Fixes, Nazis, and Nudnicks Who Don’t Want to Pay Their Taxes
“Derp, don’t wanna pay mah taxes, derp.”
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Sure, Portland’s Police Think Our City Is a “Cesspool.” But at Least We Have Cheap Lunches!
Sure, Portland’s Police think our city is a “cesspool.” But at least we have cheap lunches!
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Letters About Climate Change and Bigfoot, As Usual
Letters about climate change and Bigfoot, as usual.
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We Wrote About Gun Control. You’ll Never Guess What Happened!
We wrote about gun control. You’ll never guess what happened!
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Naked Bike Rides, Taco Tuesday, and Someone Called “the Baby Namer”
Naked bike rides, Taco Tuesday, and someone called “the Baby Namer.”
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Housing Bonds, Burgerville, and Portland Pride
Housing bonds, Burgerville, and Portland Pride.