I try to go to church because it calms me down to be in a large room of people who aren’t talking. You may not be praying exactly but you are being quiet and not just because you are not tapping on your iphones (most of you). That sound of silence is hard to find any more and yeah it kinda re-charges the peace to my soul.

So why this morning in the cathedral did i have to hear you clearing your throat like a damn harley way past the time you shoulda took it out the door and get some water or something?

And oh yeah YOU jerkoff- the one who cant read the pledge thing in synch with the rest of us? This is jarring mfer! it sounds like a really bad echo. Its distracting at 8 AM in the damn morning. Try to keep up or dont be so loud k? If its because you are deaf well you know you are deaf so dont disrupt the proceedings.

One more thing- the collections racket. I know its a neccesary evil because hey Church’s have to make money too but can we get mr buzzcut jarhead off the assembly line? I saw him ragging on some kid for going too fast with the hatstick and missing some of the paying customers. What a jerk. Evidently he thinks he can do better but what he doesnt realize is people would rather give money to a kid then some dickhead.

9 replies on “Church A-Holes”

  2. This is exactly why I don’t practice Catholicism anymore. People like this guy that miss the entire point of church. Judgey much?

  3. Mark 16:17-18 (King James Version)
    17 And these signs shall follow them that believe ; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

    http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/mark/pa…

    Matthew 23:33 (King James Version)
    33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

    http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/matthew…

  5. Here is a scripture passage you may have missed:

    Luke 6:37

    “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven;

    In the plus side, you still have lots of improvement to make in the self department.

  6. “it calms me down to be in a…room of people who aren’t talking”

    You could try Steam Portland. Though you may hear some clearing of throats.

  7. Maybe if they got some hot nuns in there to show a little cleavage people would be more likely to drop tips on the hatsticker.

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