Sorry, everybody else in the world who gives advice—BUT IT’S TRUE. Amy Poehler hosts the best Golden Globes and she gives the best advice, just like in this episode of Ask Amy in which she discusses negativity. While she may be addressing this to teenage girls, YOU want and need to hear this. (If nothing else, listen from the 2 minute mark until the end.) YAYYYYYYYYYY AMY!!!! Tell me how to do everything!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)