Meet Miss China, a candidate for the Miss Universe pageant, whose talents include dating advice, gift giving, and wildly adorable impersonations of cows, rocket launches, and… robots?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Well, that seemed to cover all the bases. When do we send her on her ambassadorship to the rest of the universe?