If you screwed the pooch on valentine’s day, didn’t get anything for your S.O. even though you think they got something for you, here is your last-ditch, email-able solution: Glenn Danzig valentines. Because he loves kittehs, “Hybrid Moments” is the best love song that you can’t make out all the lyrics to, and because if you don’t tell him you love him today he will hack the heads of little girls and hang them on his wall, and you don’t want to live with any more guilt in the head-hacking department.





