Apparently this teen must have broken a cup stacking record or something (or at least I hope she has), because she is very, extremely, adorably excited. In fact, since I’ve never been this excited about ANYTHING (including my first threesome) I’m going to start practicing “cup stacking” right now. (Question: How do you make the liquor stay in the cups?)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Ridalin.