Every year, we auction off dates with Mercury boys and Mercury girls for our annual charity auction. The Mercury boys are on their date right now—we’re turning the office into a menstrual hut in their absence—and all of this is to explain why they’re currently at Sellwood Park, where Film Editor Erik Henriksen took this picture:
QUIDDITCH!!!!! #dies
I respect a man who can operate an iPhone while affixing a wizard cape.
Nice to see they’re putting a softball field to better use then you guys ever did.
In my time those brooms were laced with hallucinogens usually ergot and those witches flew.
“Many flying potions contained hallucinogenic ingredients. If a broomstick was rubbed with such potions and used for riding or masturbatory purposes, a sensation of flight would result. “