The Hug-E-Gram. It comes with “1 Dozen Lasting Roses.” They are made of wood.
Check out this amazing testimonial:
(So, a wife with breast cancer but, we can assume, two functioning arms decides to cheer up her laid-off husband by spending twenty bucks that could be spent on hospital bills or food on robot arms in Mickey Mouse gloves to hug him. And it worked! He took his head out of the oven and logged on to Monster.com!)
Thank you, Videogum.