Think you’re good at hatin’? This guy makes you look like Princess Sweetpuffs, the adorable ruler of Sugarpoplollyland. In fact, this guy is so good at hatin’, he should be crowned King Hatealot, the grand exalted dictator of Hateonya, which destroys Sugarpoplollyland with nukes… filled with hate.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I hate prissy little bitches who can’t speak without doing that annoying little head bob & weave.
It’s young, gay, black Andy Rooney!
He’s funny.