Hey wedding photographer! NEWS FLASH: This is not YOUR special day, it’s THEIR special day, so can you stop pulling focus by being such a clumsy fuck? (Oh, and by the way, the happy couple will NOT be paying for those photos, and you WILL be getting a bill for splashing her gown!)

Hat tips to WOW!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5nlHwWY0o%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Today in “I’m Not Paying for Those Ruined Wedding Pictures, A-Hole!””

  2. This is off topic, but everybody’s been asking about it, so I’m just going to say it: If I’m evil (and I most certainly am, ask anyone I know), then shouldn’t you be the “Good Wm. Steven Humphrey”?

  3. @ Classic WSH – you don’t have a curly mustache and top hat, so you aren’t evil.

    @ Evil WSH – be more evil! You have the mustache and everything!

  4. @WSH: “Good Wm. Steven Humphrey” was already registered

    @ Jonser: Now 50% more evil! (the evil eyebrows are a little off, but I think it’s funnier that way)

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