If you’re the type of person who starts shit on Twitter and/or engages in Twitter battles, I kinda think you’re one of the fucking lowest of the low. Twitter isn’t YouTube comments and just because you CAN say something, it doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Can we keep just one tiny section of the internet dick free? You know who you are.

That being said, if you are going to fight on Twitter, at least do it in a super adorable way… like the writing staffs for CBS’ updated Sherlock Holmes drama Elementary and Fox’s new supernatural show, Sleepy Hollow. I wasn’t super interested in watching either show until I read this string of hilariously adorable tweets of oneupmanship. Here’s just a tiny section. HUGS!

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Read the entire very funny exchange here, and watch Elementary on CBS (Thursdays, 10 pm) and Sleepy Hollow on Fox (Mondays, 9 pm).

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)