I KNOW! I KNOW! If you see one more wedding video on this blog, you are going to kill everything on the planet, starting with these guys. HOWEVER! This isn’t your ordinary bullshit wedding video! This was filmed in the most magical place on earth (Communist Russia) and shows how wizards get married. It’s very different from how we do it in the states, since we rarely employ glowing balls of love that knock your fiance on his ass. WATCH IT. (Boy, I’m really not looking forward to their divorce.)


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “When Wizards Wed”

  1. I highly enjoyed the first minute twenty until my hamster brain got distracted.

    I watched it for the glowing balls of love (awesome! exceeded expectations), but I think the sound track was pretty damn sweet as well.

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