Dear Car Crashes:
Can you please show a little respect and not crash during a news reporter’s live report about escalating gas prices? THE IRONY IS A BIT MUCH.
Thank you,
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dear News Anchor Back at the Studio:
Can you please show a little respect to car crashes and not make a joke about it until you find out if anyone was hurt or not? It’s also disrespectful to escalating gas prices.
Thank you,
Wm. Steven Humphrey

Dear Google “related videos” picker Algorithm. Keep on going what you are doing. More wang can never hurt.
This was about 100 times funnier when Rome did it on air yesterday. Fail
Wow, that was quick wit. Funny stuff! Clearly no one was too badly hurt… well done! Nice boobs, too.