Dear Car Crashes:
Can you please show a little respect and not crash during a news reporter’s live report about escalating gas prices? THE IRONY IS A BIT MUCH.
Thank you,
Wm. Steven Humphrey

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Dear News Anchor Back at the Studio:
Can you please show a little respect to car crashes and not make a joke about it until you find out if anyone was hurt or not? It’s also disrespectful to escalating gas prices.
Thank you,
Wm. Steven Humphrey

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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