While you’re probably wasting today away with a nice meal, a warm home, family, football, a movie, a bong, or whatever form your lack of initiative takes, this lady has been waiting in line since Monday for Black Friday. Her ambition, her drive, her “firstness,” is a shining beacon in America’s dark night.
(Associated Press)

BF hijack:
http://nwtekno.org/archive/index.php/t-120…
If she was waiting for NEXT year’s Black Friday, then I’d be impressed.
Good thing she’s not in Portland, ’cause camping is illegal, and I’m so sure the cops would cite her.