Quarter-sized hail pounded the Houston area this week, which was pretty terrible. On the upside, we’ve discovered the best amateur meteorologist ever, who I would watch every day of my life on TV—because I love her so much. And now, let’s go to Houston’s Michelle Clark at the Action News Weather KABOOOYOW! desk!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Pretty cute, but she’s no Sweet Brown.
Very nice, but SHOW US THE GARDENERS!
We haven’t heard the autotune version yet, Cat. Give her a chance. She may be as cute.