So here’s a question that accidentally (I assume) made its way on to the Fox News channel:

Obviously, this is a totally inappropriate question for FOX News viewers (unless they’re talking about the private parts of kids). HOWEVER! This question is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE for Mercury/Blogtown readers! And sooooo…
How Often Do You Think of Touching Other (Grownup) People’s Private Parts?
By the way! Thursday is your last chance to fill out our SEX SURVEY.

A better question is, “Do you ever stop thinking about touching other people’s private parts?”
I don’t get why every poll has an option to silence peeps that are compassionate to their 4 legged friends. WTF man? If I saw your dog being tied up and beaten, I would do whatever was in my power to stop it. Wouldn’t you do the same?