Usually, the area surrounding our NE Portland office is pretty dull, no offense to the beloved Club 21. But this morning I exited my car to see across the street in the KATU parking lot, MOSES THE FAMOUS OREGON CITY SINKHOLE CAMEL!

He was so excited to see me that he peed! And he was definitely a happier camper than he was here:

He’s fine now, after being dug out of the cursed hole by firefighters, and is simply on his media tour, thank you very much.

What’s that puddle underneath the camel?
OMG. I love him. That’s the cutest camel of all time.
What job description gets you into a hole with a camel?
@ Evil CAMEL PEE.
@ w9…. Oregon City firefighter.
You guys get the best stuff in your parking lot. My parking lots sucks.
You’re lucky he just peed. They like to spit on people they don’t like or know.
But he LIKES me.