Though this action news team from Columbia, Missouri starts out as super annoying, all it takes is one reporter getting the bukkake treatment from a rampaging lawn sprinkler to make everything adorable again.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Most Adorable Action News Team Ever!”

  1. What a consummate professional! I love how he keeps reading. One of these days, we should go over to KATU with some super soakers and see if they can maintain the same level of quality and sticktoitmanship.

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