Ahhhhhhhhhh, TV newscasters. So much like actual people! And to prove it, here’s an absolutely delightful supercut of TV newsies saying the “f” word… and by “f” word, I mean that dirty word that starts with the letter “f”! (OH! Do I need to mention that the audio is NSFW? Headphones up!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Keep fucking that chicken!
The Tom Hanks one was adorable 🙂