First of all, contrary to the predictions of our comments section, the internet culture convention meeting today in Portland’s Wieden + Kennedy building is NOT attended solely by “basement dwellers.” The sold-out ROFLCON Summit is instead a series of panels and Q&As populated by a surprisingly attractive (hey-o!) crowd of design nerds, computer geeks, media makers, and influential internet developers. There’s only one person dressed like they’re in the Matrix.
Representatives from groups like the Electronic Freedom Foundation, Buzzfeed, and I Can Has Cheezeburger are here to discuss important, very serious, pressing topics of our age. So, not LOLCats as much as: What kind of political institutions is the internet creating? How does the internet influence mainstream culture? If a unit of Marines from 2011 could go back in time, could they beat Ceasar’s army?
Anthropologist Biella Coleman lives and breathes these complicated questionsโshe’s currently studying the hacker group Anonymous. She has had to adjust to the non-traditional work of internet anthropology: One anon greeted her as I walked down the street to a meetup in Dublin with a boombox playing her favorite song, while another posted a decapitated photo of her online. “In a reversal of anthropological tradition, they knew more about me than I knew about them.” Coleman describes Anonymous as a loosely affiliated group that seeks to promote unpredictability and subvert mainstream thoughtโkind of like Nietzsche, who Coleman described as “the Enlightenment’s troll.” While you can love or hate Anonymous’s actions, it’s worthwhile to note that internet users have gone from making funny cat pictures to crashing institutions like VISA in real life.
Don’t write off internet users as out of touch nerds, added Reddit founder Erik Martin: “Internet culture is compelling because users are active participants in culture, not passive consumers.” In a few years, young people who create and live partly within online culture will likely be the ones in positions of power in traditional institutions, calling the shots IRL. Can you imagine an Internet political party? Right now, I find it hard to imagine one that’s not 75 percent a joke, but internet cultures contribute as currently undefined political and social institutions to political movements (see: #occupywallstreet).
Other debates revolved around the Internet as media tool for citizens not traditionally considered “journalists”โlike in the Arab Spring revolutions, where Egypt shut down the internet to keep people from posting news on social media sites. Committee to Protect Journalists Internet Advocacy Coordinator Danny O’Brien said groups that form online to spread information are often maligned by governments as being Internet fringe folk. “You can’t attack a journalist for being a journalist,” said O’Brien. “You can’t say, we rounded up all the journalists, they were journalisming. So you have to label them something else.”
This scary government logo was on display behind O’Brien’s head while he talked. This is the terrifying eagle that defends copyright on the web:

You can livestream the last two sessions of the event here until 6PM. Or, for more (more MORE!) on ROFLCon Summit, check out arts writer Matt Stangle’s great interviews with the founder of Reddit and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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OK, Nietzsche was the Enlightenment’s troll, I got that. Still seems to raise more questions than it answers, such as: who were the Enlightenment’s Three Billy Goats Gruff?
The three Gruffyes Gruffing said:
Billy cannot fuck the tv up by passiveness and or non-passiveness?
billy must obey except if asked to fuck up the tv?
if a tv attacks billy he must run?
Am I in the same page???
Apparently Sarah missed the part of the conference where they tell you to NOT feed the troll, lol.
Anyway, don’t be fooled by the Arab Spring. These movements are the products brave, smart, hardworking people making it happen. The technology enables them, but we shouldn’t let that obscure the real story: the people.
We have no similar hope in this country, where the “left” is mostly concerned with moral purity and parading its incredible superiority over those white trash ni….. what? yeah. About 20% of the US population identifies as liberal, that that’s the only group liberals care to communicate with. So fuck twitter.
As for Nietzsche, who I have actually read (as opposed to just getting the summary version off iTunes U), I agree that he was a marvelous troll, but the whole interweb thing really makes me think more of Foucault (who I know about from iTunes U!), especially his discussion of the Panopticon.
It’s pretty obvious that Google and Zuckerberg have some sort of post-liberal ideal of total transparency. Indeed, it’s the sort of thing you might expect some hippy to make a hippy-dippy song about, “Imagine no more secrets, if everyone knew everything and no one had anything to hide…” cue the tambourine. That these companies get to broker this data doesn’t dissuade them from supporting total transparency, either.
However, me being a cynic and this world being full of assholes, it’s clear to me that this will just end up being another tool of conformity and oppression of the weak by the powerful. Maybe not a big deal, considering how much conformity and oppression we’ve got going on, but probably not helping. I’m sure these are not original thoughts on my part.
What Wikileaks and to some extent Anonymous are trying to do (does Anonymous actually try to do anything?) is to reverse the “polarity” on the Panopticon, to make the guards completely visible to the prisoners. This is a good thing, because power is a zero-sum game, and it needs to change hands.
Anyway, enough procrastination. I’d be interested to learn how the internet can lead to the widespread dissemination of facts and ideas that aren’t “stupid but cool” memes. Right now there is so much fragmentation and “silo-ing” going on, figuring out how to create a non-corrupt alternative to mass media with mass reach seems like an obvious and important project.
Or, for more (more MORE!) on ROFLCon Summit, check out arts writer Matt Stangle’s great interviews with two complete sellouts!!!!!11
All my life I’ve wished Sarah would call me “surprisingly attractive”.
There are already “internet political groups” like the Pirate Party that occupy real seats of elected office in several European countries. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_party
Also, yeah, that Matrix dude was weird.
Sarah, the word Internet should be capitalized throughout your coverage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_capitalization_conventions