Male meteorologists at local TV stations are well-groomed, presentable, and handsome-but-not-sexy guys with nice hair and twinkly eyes. They’re guys that nice girls could picture bringing home to mom but not guys that moms could picture slamming it into nice girls. I’m thinking it can’t be a coincidence that so many local TV stations have these interchangeable perky eunuchs doing the weather. That “perky eunuch” quality must be something station programmers look for.
Anyway, it’s hard to maintain that perky eunuch quality when you’re waking up in bathtubs with dead guys wearing dog collars.
Speaking as a former Weather Observer, watch out!
Our boyish charms hide a sinister, nasty side.
Unless this guy was a politician spewing homophobic hypocrisy, I’m not sure why falling asleep in the wrong place makes him newsworthy, or Dan-Savage-blog-worthy. You have a good gig, Dan, you don’t need a job at the New York Post.
Yeah, I don’t get why one who makes a living at giving advice about sexual matters feels the need to spotlight and mock those who have odd sexual preferences that don’t hurt anyone else. It just makes you look like a dick, and not in a good way.