KTLA reporter Courtney Friel is JUST DOING HER JOB, reporting live from the wildfires in Rancho Cucamonga near Los Angeles, when a shirtless dreamboat (carrying a tiny dog, of course) walks up and asks her out on a date. Of course she gets flustered and botches the rest of the report… because wouldn’t you? DON’T SWEAT IT, COURTNEY! You’re only human.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)