Here’s the awful story from England’s The Sun:
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man’s rectum after his death, it has been reported.
The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man’s bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.
Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
Horrible, yeah? BUT THEN THERE’S THE PUN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Goddammit Sun! No one can turn icky tragedy into instant hilarity like you. (Where the hell were you on 9/11?)
Shocked doctors! HA! I get it!
Wow, Those Chinese don’t screw around with their pranks. What happened to just drawings a penis on someones face?
Proud of my countrymen today.
I saw a movie like that once. Apparently the Japanese have mastered eel technology, while the Chinese have not.
50 centimeters is 19 1/2 inches! Jeezus
Those are not the kind of friends I want.
I know now what I must do.
I’m going to market some kind of butt chastity belt to anyone who has Chinese friends, and enjoys sleeping eventually after consuming alcohol.
who needs enemas when you have friends like these.