Guys! Are you aware that there is a “dark genius” roaming the earth, infecting your computer with inert viruses, and perhaps hiding RIGHT BEHIND YOU AT THIS VERY INSTANT?? And did I mention this is the year 1988? WELL, IT IS! Prepare for your worst nightmare to become a local TV news reality, with this horrifyingly melodramatic word of warning from The Ten O’Clock News’ David Boohwarewe (sp?).


And YES. That guy in the hat does look like someone you know.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “The Most Frightening Report about an Inert Computer Virus from 1988 You Will Ever See!”

  4. Bullshit. There were no hipsters in 1988. That’s why it was cool back then. Also, pretty much 80 % of people did not have a computer

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