In this clip from Nevada’s Channel 2 morning newscast, the female anchor shares the story of Amazon eclipsing Walmart as the largest retailer in the world. Want to know why? The male anchor explains that it’s all about SEX TOYS—and a hilariously awkward silence ensues. Enjoy your breakfast cereal! SEX TOYS!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)