lindsay-lohan-headline-of-the-day-17471-1279053149-2.jpg

Anyone up for a Caged Heat remake? (Video NSFW… but heeeeee-LARIOUS!)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ojm2gV9esVY%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Today in Unsurprising Headlines”

  1. My favorite quote from the article:

    “Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it — even the guards.”
    Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail’s lesbian gangs”!

  2. Like she’s not going to be put in some super-special celebrity wing where that one blanket is actually cotton and not fiberglass-like wool. It’s L.A.

Comments are closed.