This excellent truth-in-media job listing came my way via Aaron:

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Can you read that?

How bad do you want to be a reporter? Bad enough to work nights and weekends? The poor glutton for punishment that’s chosen will cover city and county government. Sports and general interest feature stories.

In exchange for your long hours and tireless efforts you will be rewarded with low pay and marginal health insurance. Please send resumes to wonclive@hotmail.com This is a full time salaried position located in beautiful northwest.

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

3 replies on “Want a Reporter Job With Long Hours, Low Pay?”

  1. Is this for Scott’s job? Because I thought he was doing quite well with that little slice of Hell.

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