Now that Fox News is doing a reverse 180 power slide away from former “American hero” (now just regular old hillbilly racist) Cliven Bundy, CNN has happily agreed to provide Bundy with his public 40 lashings. Here’s the network’s Bill Weir grilling the simple-minded Bundy—which admittedly is like tipping the cows Bundy was trying to graze on public land for free… but when he calls the old racist a “welfare queen in a cowboy hat”? PRICELESS.

Naturally, if you’re looking for an extra-hot roasting of Bundy and his former Fox News boyfriend Sean Hannity, look no further than this hilarious report from Stephen Colbert.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)