Related question: So if I get arrested by Steven Seagal, will the Mercury post my bail?

Thanks for making my goddamn week, Warming Glow. DECEMBER CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH.

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With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.