Thursday, April 12

8:00 NBC PILOT NIGHT

Want to see the very first episodes EVER of Friends, Will and Grace, and E.R.? Me, neither.

9:00 WB CHARMED

A demon possesses Piper on the night of her 10-year high-school reunion (could that be the demon LIQUOR?).


Friday, April 13

8:00 ABC MAKING THE BAND

Clips of the previous season, in which a band we've never heard of grows into a band we never want to hear again.

9:00 BET SPRING BLING

Featuring Ludicris, Ja Rule, Ginuwine, and other performers who like to spell their names in funny ways.


Saturday, April 14

8:00 ABC ROMEO AND JULIET--Movie

(1996) Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes star in this updated version of Shakespeare's classic... with the coolest clothes, cars, and guns in the world!


Sunday, April 15

9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS

Tony settles a disagreement with a fellow mobster by sending him flowers and then blowing his head off.

10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE

An exorcist is charged with accidentally evicting the wrong Satan.


Monday, April 16

8:00 NBC WEAKEST LINK

A new game show featuring the meanest game show host who has ever lived.

9:00 ABC WHEN BILLIE BEAT BOBBY--Movie

(2001) Bobbie Riggs challenges Billie Jean King to a "Battle of the Sexes" and gets his chauvinist ass whipped.


Tuesday, April 17

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Finally, a new episode! Angel returns for the funeral, and Dawn tries a creepy spell to resurrect her mom. Ewwww!

8:00 UPN CHAINS OF LOVE

Single Girl is chained to a bunch of Dumb Jocks to find her true love. Isn't that the way we all do it?

9:00 UPN ALL SOULS

Doctors in a haunted hospital save lives while ducking flying flower vases.


Wednesday, April 18

9:00 WB FELICITY

Season Premiere! Felicity is upset when random gunfire interrupts a perfectly good party.