Thursday, April 12
8:00 NBC PILOT NIGHT
Want to see the very first episodes EVER of Friends, Will and Grace, and E.R.? Me, neither.
9:00 WB CHARMED
A demon possesses Piper on the night of her 10-year high-school reunion (could that be the demon LIQUOR?).
Friday, April 13
8:00 ABC MAKING THE BAND
Clips of the previous season, in which a band we’ve never heard of grows into a band we never want to hear again.
9:00 BET SPRING BLING
Featuring Ludicris, Ja Rule, Ginuwine, and other performers who like to spell their names in funny ways.
Saturday, April 14
8:00 ABC ROMEO AND JULIET–Movie
(1996) Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes star in this updated version of Shakespeare’s classic… with the coolest clothes, cars, and guns in the world!
Sunday, April 15
9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS
Tony settles a disagreement with a fellow mobster by sending him flowers and then blowing his head off.
10:00 ABC THE PRACTICE
An exorcist is charged with accidentally evicting the wrong Satan.
Monday, April 16
8:00 NBC WEAKEST LINK
A new game show featuring the meanest game show host who has ever lived.
9:00 ABC WHEN BILLIE BEAT BOBBY–Movie
(2001) Bobbie Riggs challenges Billie Jean King to a “Battle of the Sexes” and gets his chauvinist ass whipped.
Tuesday, April 17
8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Finally, a new episode! Angel returns for the funeral, and Dawn tries a creepy spell to resurrect her mom. Ewwww!
8:00 UPN CHAINS OF LOVE
Single Girl is chained to a bunch of Dumb Jocks to find her true love. Isn’t that the way we all do it?
9:00 UPN ALL SOULS
Doctors in a haunted hospital save lives while ducking flying flower vases.
Wednesday, April 18
9:00 WB FELICITY
Season Premiere! Felicity is upset when random gunfire interrupts a perfectly good party.