Thursday, June 14

8:00 TNT THE BREAKFAST CLUB--Movie

(1985) High-school kids spend a day in detention fighting, smoking dope, and dancing really funny.

8:30 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH

In order to challenge Marcia's views on "women's lib," Peter puts on a Girl Scout's uniform. (Surrrrre, Peter... whatever you say.)


Friday, June 15

8:30 ABC MAKING THE BAND

The boys consider pulling an "'N Sync" and leaving manager Lou Pearlman in the dust!

9:00 MTV BECOMING

Normal fans "become" their favorite stars by wearing their clothes! This week: A 40-year-old man puts on Destiny Child's underwear.


Saturday, June 16

9:00 ABC WORLD STUNT AWARDS

Alec Baldwin hosts this ceremony to give props to stuntmen, and introduces his own not-so-fat body double.

10:30 COM THAT'S MY BUSH!

George is chased around the White House by Charlton Heston and a bear with a gun.


Sunday, June 17

8:00 WB THE PJs

Thurgood becomes the ghetto's premier rap manager. Special guest star: Snoop Dogg!

8:00 FX STARSHIP TROOPERS--Movie

(1997) Paul Verhoeven's hilariously violent send-up of patriotic movies!


Monday, June 18

8:00 MSNBC POT WARS

Hey potheads! Discover the journey your dope takes from farm to dealer to bong!

9:00 USA FRIDAY--Movie

(1995) And speaking of potheads... Ice Cube and Chris Tucker get shaked and baked on their front porch.


Tuesday, June 19

8:00 WB PRETTY IN PINK--Movie

(1986) Wahhhhhh! Sad Andie! Sighhhhh... dreamy Blane! Arrggghhhh! Tortured Duckie!

9:00 MTV REAL WORLD 10TH ANNIVERSARY

Puck, Niles, and that weird girl with Lyme disease return for the 10th annual company picnic.


Wednesday, June 20

10:00 ABC THE BEAST

A new drama about a bunch of dickheads who work for a yellow-journalism tabloid. (Hey! Whaddaya looking at me for???)