THURSDAY, JULY 13

8:00 WB SMALLVILLE

The poop hits the fan in this critical repeat where Clark stupidly reveals his secret to Lana.

9:30 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

A mugging inspires the gang to take steroids and join an underground fight club.

FRIDAY, JULY 14

8:00 SCI THE SCIENCE OF STARGATE SG-1

An in-depth look at the science behind the series, which also reveals you are the BIGGEST NERD IN THE WORLD.

SATURDAY, JULY 15

8:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT

The homoerotic wrestlers of the WWE return to NBC for more man-on-man lovin'.

8:00 WB AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN—Movie

(1982) A jerky naval recruit (Richard Gere) becomes a man after getting yelled at by Louis Gossett Jr., and boning Debra Winger.

SUNDAY, JULY 16

8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS

The housemates spend the day exchanging crabs.

10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE

Vince gets all artsy-fartsy and puts his Aquaman sequel in danger!

MONDAY, JULY 17

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

The two teams create their own menus—with "cereal and milk" as the main entrée.

9:00 A&E DRIVING FORCE

Debut! NASCAR racer John Force tries to reconnect with his estranged daughters in this new hot-roddin' reality series.

TUESDAY, JULY 18

9:00 ABC THE ONE: MAKING OF A MUSIC STAR

Debut! Eleven musicians compete and study at a music academy... zzzzzzzz... huh? Wha?? WHERE AM I???

9:00 SCI EUREKA

Debut! A new sheriff discovers his town is full of geniuses working for the government.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 19

8:00 CBS ROCKSTAR: SUPERNOVA

The rock stars try to out-rock each other in a "binge drinking and heroin shooting" competition.

11:00 BRAVO WORK OUT

Debut! Behind the scenes of a fancy-pantsy celebrity fitness salon. They should call it "Anorexics 'R' Us"!