THURSDAY, JANUARY 24

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY

Season finale! Betty gets a plum interview with a famous novelist... except it's not that famous novelist.

10:00 NBC CHUCK

Season finale! Captain Awesome asks Chuck for Ellie's hand in marriage. What... you're going to say no to Captain Awesome?

FRIDAY, JANUARY 25

10:00 USA PSYCH

Shawn and Gus look for a murderer on the set of a Spanish soap opera. Aiiieee! Homocidio!

SATURDAY, JANUARY 26

8:00 FX BATMAN BEGINS—Movie

(2005) Christian Bale proves he's somewhat better than George Clooney in this fun prequel to the Batman legend.

9:00 BBC TORCHWOOD

Season premiere! Captain Jack Harkness returns with his bisexual band of secret agent alien hunters.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 27

9:00 NBC GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS: TOP 100

A death-defying stunt tops an evening of most push-ups performed, and longest, grossest fingernail competitions.

10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD

Walter and Jesse store their meth experiments in an RV. Can't wait to travel cross-country with these guys!

MONDAY, JANUARY 28

6:00 ALL NETS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

Unless he's apologizing for seven years of fawk-ups—WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 29

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

More hopefuls audition, and... can someone please hold Paula's head up?

8:00 CW REAPER

In this funny repeat, Sam tracks down an angry soul who attacks ex-boyfriends with insects!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 30

8:00CW CROWNED

Season finale! The final most annoying mother/daughter team is chosen, beheaded, and buried in a shallow grave.

10:30 COM RENO 911!

The department's new bulletproof vests have an unexpected side effect. Let me guess... they don't stop bullets?