The first thing the internet gave me this morning was this relatively SFW trailer for a live-action Simpsons porno courtesy of the good people at Hustler. I am spreading the misery. The film is centered around Marge and Homer making a sex tape (how unnervingly good is that Homer impression?!) It also somehow features Moe, Ned Flanders, Barney and... Cookie Kwan? Creepy.

I'd totally watch that McBain movie, though. If you hate your eyes here's the NSFW official site.

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