The first thing the internet gave me this morning was this relatively SFW trailer for a live-action Simpsons porno courtesy of the good people at Hustler. I am spreading the misery. The film is centered around Marge and Homer making a sex tape (how unnervingly good is that Homer impression?!) It also somehow features Moe, Ned Flanders, Barney and… Cookie Kwan? Creepy.
I’d totally watch that McBain movie, though. If you hate your eyes here’s the NSFW official site.

The earlier Simpson pornos were much sexier
I have no desire to see any of these characters have sex, but this is a wonderful trailer.
Damn, I’ve been saying that a lot this week.
I’d make some joke about “I Am Curious (Yellow)”…
but no one would get it. I am old.
I thought Moe was supposed to be hideously ugly. That Moe was hot.
That seems surprisingly well done. Evan Stone and his gooooooofy smile makes me laugh.
The video came on when I was in another window and it sounded just like normal noises coming from WSH’s office.
Life In Hell XXX can’t be far behind.