ELMER BERNSTEINâS rousing theme for 1960âs The Magnificent Seven doesnât turn up in the The Magnificent Seven: 2016 Edition until the end credits. But when it finally starts playing, itâs enough to make you want to get up, walk out of theater, and head home to watch the original. And then maybe all four hours of Seven Samurai, the movie that movie was a remake of.
To its credit, this third Magnificent Seven doesnât try to ape either Kurosawa or the 1960 film. This is an all-out Antoine Fuqua production, with the director doing a solid job transporting his fast-cut action to the old west. If one thing can be said of this Seven in comparison to previous iterations, itâs that this one definitely has the most explosions. It also has the best cast: If thereâs a way to make a movie starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent DâOnofrio, Peter Sarsgaard, and Byung-hun Lee and not have it be super fun to watch, scientists have yet to discover it. As the black-clad sharpshooter Chisolm, Denzel Washington is at his Denzel Washingtoniest; as booze-swigginâ, wise-crackinâ Faraday, Chris Pratt Chris Pratts it up; as stabbinâ mountain man Jack Horne, DâOnofrio stabs a lot. And when they team up with their buddies to protect a village of inept idiots from robber baron Bogue (Sarsgaard), itâs only a matter of time until... see above, re: explosions.
This Magnificent Seven feels formulaic, but itâs a solid formula. Thatâs also why it fades so fast: Once that Bernstein theme plays, itâs as if the preceding film just vanishes. This wonât be the version of The Magnificent Seven anyone remembersâtheyâll remember the two others. Which Iâm gonna go watch. See you in six hours.








