Film editor Erik Henriksen is on vacation, but that did not stop him from bursting onto my computer screen with the following messages: “JUST SAYING THIS LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT” and “penelope cruz + zombies + mermaids + al swearingen as blackbeard + johnny depp + pirates + penelope cruz AS a pirate = everything wonderful in the world”

And he does have a point (although I’m kinda sick of Jonny Depp’s shtick. On the other hand, it is high time Captain Jack got himself a (hot) girlfriend):

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3 replies on “A Special Message From Film Editor Erik Henriksen Regarding the Forthcoming <i>Pirates of the Caribbean</i> Movie”

  2. So basically, what Disney is saying is, they couldn’t convince Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightly to do Pirates 4 but they want to milk it for ALL it’s worth anyway. The found another hot girl, wrote a story that’s worse than the third movie, which was worse than the second one, and want us to go pay $10 to see it.

    It’ll make lots of money.

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