Lionsgate Films has released a clip from their new Nicolas Cage movie Bangkok Dangerous (due out in September), which at first blush looks like the most awful movie ever… until it quickly turns into what could be the most AWESOME film ever! Why so awesome? Nic plays a mulleted hitman (awesome) in Thailand who isn’t really that great at ducking gunfire (awesome), commandeers exploding motorcycles (awesome) and then chops off the arm of the bad guy (awesome) in a very traditionally Thai way (AWESOME!). Check it out!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

remake http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263101/
the original was great. i’m sure this remake will suck.