It’s an arguable point that the inclusion of Batman improves any film. Wait. It’s not an arguable point. The inclusion of Batman improves any film.

Now that that’s settled, let’s move on to gun control.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)