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So this is happening: the BBC has brought in director David Yates (best known for churning out the final four Harry Potter films) to develop, possibly from scratch, a Doctor Who movie for the big screen.

As a textbook change-is-bad-style geek, my initial reaction to this news looked a lot like this:

But now that I’ve had some time to consider the possibilities, I am going to try to remain cautiously optimistic. After all, things could be much, much worse:

1. The BBC could have hired a different Harry Potter director. Think of all the family-friendly hijinks the Doctor could get into with Sorcerer’s Philosopher’s Stone / Chamber of Secrets director Chris Columbus at the helm! Remember Home Alone? How about Christmas with the Kranks? Maybe New Who could be a Christmas movie! EVIL SANTA ROBOTS, CYBERMEN WITH REINDEER ANTLERS, DALEKS LEARNING THE POWER OF LOVE. Ray Romano stars! Blockbuster, instant holiday classic.

2. Or it could be a musical. (Well, this pretty much already happened, but now that he’s procreated with his TV daughter-clone-TV predecessor’s daughter, David Tennant is basically dead to me, so it doesn’t count.)

3. Or they could bring back Billie Piper, who is seriously the worst.

So… I don’t know. Allons-y, right? Could be worse? Let’s give him a chance?

I’m going to go scream into a pillow now.

12 replies on “BBC Announces <i>Doctor Who</i> Movie, Terrifies Geeks Everywhere”

  1. Let’s see, what do I think about this? I think that someone needs to GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THOMAS EDISON. And the Méliès brothers for good measure.

  2. @Joneser, I can see a movie having value if it came at the end of, and in addition to, a regular series. Somewhat like what the X-Files did with their movie: the season and movie complimented each other. It would be a great way to cap off (literally) the reign of the 11th Doctor.

    And just to be clear: NOT like the horrible second X-Files movie, which completely ignored the events of the last few (HORRIBLE) seasons of the X-Files.

  3. @Fruit Cup: I agree that an in-continuity movie would be pretty groovy, but that sounds like the opposite of what this is. On the other hand, they do say that this is “a few years away” so who knows?

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